“Quick thought: what if we reorganized the garage by emotional significance?”
The squirrel is endlessly curious—not stupid, lazy, or malicious. He carries the energy, the novelty, and most of the sticky notes.
Chief Distraction Officer
Meet the squirrel.
Every distraction, impulse, fascinating detour, and ill-timed brilliant idea. He is not trying to derail the day. He genuinely believes the new thing is important.