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Get through life. Keep your sense of humor.

Your brain has two project managers.

One wants to finish something. The other just found a very interesting video about moving to Antarctica.

Practical help for modern distraction. No perfect morning required.
Hank calmly works while the squirrel enthusiastically creates more distractions

The ongoing argument inside your brain

Meet the management team.

Neither one is the villain. That would be simpler, and therefore suspicious.

Hank, the raccoon project manager, holding his Focus over Fluff mug
Chief Operating Officer

Hank

“Can we please complete one thought before opening another tab?”

Hank is a raccoon with middle-aged energy, a terracotta coffee mug, and a profound desire for eight uninterrupted minutes. He is calm, practical, and only mildly surprised by what happened to the day.

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The squirrel, the project manager of distractions, holding two new ideas
Chief Distraction Officer

the squirrel

“Quick question. Have we considered beekeeping?”

The squirrel is every notification, fascinating side quest, and urgent need to reorganize a drawer during a deadline. He is not lazy. He is extremely busy doing something else.

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Murphy, the friendly Bernese Mountain Dog deputy project manager
VP of Support

Murphy

“We can fix it. But first, is that snack for anyone?”

Murphy is the supportive one: curious, enthusiastic, and willing to help clean up whatever just happened. He brings calm when it matters, chaos when it does not, and the occasional useful head tilt.

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Origin Story

Organization and chaos kept trading places.

The author, Knute Steel, has gone through phases of organization and chaos throughout his life. When the chaos takes over, he eventually hits a tipping point: stop, take stock, and get organized again.

This time, Knute documented it. The notes became conversations, the conversations became jokes, and Hank and the squirrel showed up to narrate the argument. Hank wants calm, progress, and one useful thought. The squirrel wants novelty, motion, and whatever just appeared in the next tab.

Neither one is the enemy. They are the two project managers living in the same brain—and this is the place where we let them argue in public.

Get Sh*t Done by Knute Steel book cover

The book

Life is not waiting for you to optimize your morning routine.

Get Sh*t Done is about dealing with life when your brain, the world, and the Wi-Fi password are all competing for attention. Funny, practical, and written for people who already know what a to-do list is.

Useful, without becoming earnest

Tools for the part of your brain that is still trying.

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From the archive

A small victory, immediately made uncomfortable.

Cartoons, observations, and notes from the ongoing negotiation between focus and fluff.

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A Hank and the squirrel comic about completing three tasks
Actually Right

The idea pile

What should Hank and the squirrel argue about next?

Submit a post concept, explain why it belongs in the pile, or vote on someone else’s idea. A free account is required to submit or vote, because even the squirrel agrees that twelve browser windows should not count as twelve people.

Opening the idea pile…

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