Partners

Help us grow a brand built for distracted humans.

Hank and the squirrel are looking for creators, affiliates, retailers, podcasters, media partners, and brands that believe getting things done can be useful without becoming painfully earnest.

Why partner with us?

A small brand with a big, highly distractible future.

Hank and the squirrel live where productivity, humor, modern work, and the strange daily experience of having a human brain collide. We are building the brand through the book, original Instagram content, practical tools, custom cartoons, and products people actually want to share.

We want partners who can help introduce that world to the right people. That might mean recommending the book, sharing a cartoon, stocking products, creating something together, inviting Knute onto a podcast, or proposing an idea the squirrel has not already opened twelve tabs to research.

Choose your path

There is more than one way to join the argument.

Affiliate partners

Earn commission selling the GSD book on Amazon.

Apply for your own tracked link, send readers to the Amazon book listing, and earn commission on qualifying attributed purchases. Your dashboard shows sales, commissions, and payouts.

Open the affiliate program

Creators

Shopify Collabs — Coming Soon.

We are preparing our Shopify Collabs creator program for product partnerships, affiliate offers, links, and creator campaigns.

Coming soon

Shop the brand

See what you would be sharing.

Browse the current Hank and the squirrel collection, get to know the products, and find the items that make sense for your audience, store, event, or content.

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Good fits

You bring the audience. We bring the raccoon.

Content creatorsProductivity, ADHD, work, humor, books, lifestyle, or the general chaos of being alive.
RetailersBookstores, gift shops, boutiques, coffee shops, and local businesses open to wholesale or consignment.
Podcasts and mediaConversations about distraction, getting things done, entrepreneurship, humor, and building a character-driven brand.
Brands and communitiesCo-created cartoons, giveaways, events, campaigns, licensing, and collaborations that feel natural—not bolted on.

Something else in mind?

Pitch the partnership.

Tell us who you reach, what you have in mind, and why Hank and the squirrel belong in it. Useful specifics are welcome. A 47-slide deck is not required.

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